does anyone have a chess joke?

I have seen a lot of cheetahs in my life.

Yesterday over the fence/board in Africa I caught another cheetah.

Where are your laughs?

When she checked me, I understood I have a checkered past.

Check or checkers?

Your choice.

Who won?

h8 is best, haha!

https://www.chess.com/game/live/129454967457

Former World Chess Champion Alekhine died, and showed up at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter refused to let him in, instead pointing to a sign next to the gate... "No Chess Players allowed".

Disappointed, Alekhine turned away... but then he caught sight of of his most recent challenger, Effim Bogoljubov, sitting at a small table just inside the gate with a beer in front of him.

Angrily Alekhine pointed at Bogoljubov and demanded to know why he was allowed in, when the World Champion was not.

Saint Peter dismissively replied "He just THINKS he's a chess player."

why did the chicken cross the road?to get through 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

Looking for a mate.

Mate in two, mate for two.

i illegaly read your book i went from 1109 to 1128 thanks man

Bro where's this Guys Book I can't find it plz help me 🤣🤣🤣😁😁

wait wtf lol