HOW TO BECAME A INTERNATIONAL MASTER IN TWO(2) YEARS.

Yes believe,now its possible to become a I.M in two years. According to the Patriarch of sovietic chess,Mikhail Botvinnik four basic principles that form a chess player'r strengh are: chess talent,a strong character, health and especial preparation. Due to my experience i have come to the conclusion that acquiring an I.M norm can be a realistic task for many pupils even in their school years. Computers are a most a creative tools and can drastically increase the intensity of the training process. The initial stage we call conditionally our "Base line" the aim at this stage is to acquire a playing skill of approximately 2200 elo. At this stage a chess player must have a succesfully tested opening repertoire wich include 2 openings as white an 2 openings with the black pieces. The player must master tactics(60-70 per cent of a sucess rate solving problems of an intermediate difficult). Have a firm knowledge of the basics of chess strategy. Know typical chess endings: evaluation,plan of play and standard tactical methods for approximately 250 endgames positions. The chess player must follow this weekly plan: study opening with chess assistant (1hour); solving the tactical positions with CT-ART(1Hour); solving studies with studies(1hour); play chess against HIARCS,FRITZ OR CHESS GENIUS(1Hour); study strategy with strategy 2.0(1Hour). You must study 16Hours weekly. Good luck for everbody who want to became a I.M.

It's nowhere near that easy or quick. For starters, it takes a number of years to build your rating to a point where you are rubbing shoulders with players of sufficient strength to earn the required norms.

It takes two years with a strong character you say, it took me only two hours and a weak character... "Once you lose your integrity, the rest is easy"

What?

All you need:

1. A trillion dollars ( a couple trillion is better)

2. Connections with all the major FIDE and USCF staff.

3. Good people skills, mind control, and an intimidating bodyguard.

First, get your buddies on the line and arrange a meeting. Second, bring your bodyguard with your mind control system in his shirt. Next, have your visitors in the same room and turn on the mind control. Last, Talk persuasively about how you want the title and... VOILA! 

Due to my experience? :). My friend you are a B player. What experience are we talking about here

The cake is a lie.

Damn! That's where I've been going wrong since I was 6 years old...

study, study, study,  a particularly meticulous analysis of your played games for mistakes, improvements, ideas - this helps with quick improvement. i think this works as i have improved some 600 pts this past year. to each their own, i guess.

yeah right

Now, why would I want to waste 2 years to drop down a grade?

Haha.

I quite honestly doubt 16 hours a week for 2 years will get me to anywhere near a 2200 level, but it could get me a few hundred points higher than my current rating.  I assume you are saying that someone already at around 1800 could possibly get there in 2 years.

When I was a novice beating up kids in my block/school, I said "GMs probably memorize openings, that's all".

When I was a class D player, I said "I'll be Master" in no time.

When I was a class C player, I said "I'll break Expert" in no time.

When I still remain a class B player for years,  I'm still saying "you 1800 piece of @#$@, I'm going to cross you one day if it's the last thing I'll do". Then I'll decide if I still want to play this @#$# game.

Them's the law of diminishing returns :)  

The more you know, the more you realize how impractical you've been about your goals ...

What are these people talking about, with their bribes and contacts. All you really need is a computer that cannot be found by fide when they search you. Then you will be a GM in less than a year. 

Just buy the book, "Becoming an IM in Two Years Made Simple" By woodshover. Wire me $5,000, and I'll send it to you, by snail mail.

I'll take three

An IM that's easy, you can become a GM even faster. If you own a company sign up all your employees under FIDE and host a tournment 3 times every week (make sure you have at least 3 Grandmasters in your company), create all the games and results to favor you as winner. 6 months later you are a GM!

True story (seriously look it up)

 my thoughts exactly

 ya that would just be a couple of months then...

I read about that.