The Bird Opening also does it.
How to make the Duolingo bot mad
1. f4 {HEY $1 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING $1 I’m the only bird in this game $3 $3}
1... Nf6 {If you thought I was coming after you before, just wait until I’m on
horseback. ~whinnies aggressively~} 2. c4 {Every chess opening opens the door to
a new adventure.} 2... e6 {Let’s see what you think about this $1} 3. c5 {This
game is getting good $1} 3... Bxc5 {REPEAT AFTER ME: “DUO IS SMARTER TH $146 ME.”} 4.
Nh3 {PREPARE TO BE STAMPEDED.} 4... O-O {My king is out of your reach, and soon
this game will be too.} 5. e4 {The only thing to fear is me, myself.} 5... e5 6.
fxe5 {STOP POSTPONING THE INEVITABLE.} 6... Nxe4 {I AM DUOZILLA $1} 7. d3 {That’s
a weak move. Do you even lift $2} 7... d5 {I'm not sure what's worse, your
Duolingo streak or your Elo rating.} 8. Nf4 {Why do you think knights jump to
the side $2 Is it because they’re scared $2} 8... Bf2+ {Forget church, I’m going to
take you to school.} 9. Ke2 {If you need me to show you what to do next, you’re
worse than I thought.} 9... Bg4# {If you’re speechless after losing to a bird,
head to Duolingo and I’ll teach you some new words.} 0-1
"lose in chess and you will not be blessed"