Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!

Example: The modern opening

that's a square

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The ”Bruh what are you doing??!!” Opening

London System-Premove Gambit

ok...

Ware Opening: Promotion Gambit

Why it works: 500 elo players will try to let their rook out but if you don't do anything with the pawn they will continue to push.

Owen's Defense: Fire in the Hole!

FIRE THAT BISHOP IN DA HOLE! WIN GAMES AGAINST 5000 ELO IN SECONDS!

Actually good opening: Whale's Knight Attack

Here's what I call the Archbishop's Gambit

The Queenless Gambit (accepted)

The Queenless Gambit (declined, f6 instead of Nf6 makes it the kick variation of the Queenless Gambit)

The Queenless Gambit (extra trading variant, not moving the dark squared bishop after Be7 is the semi-declined variant)

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Scicillian Defense, Queenless Gambit Edition (Qxa5, Bxa5, and Nxa5 in any move order is accepting it, b6 or Bc7 is declining it)

P.A.T.G. Opening (P.A.T.G. Stands for Pawns Are The Greatest)