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TheWolverine04
Bronzetruck wrote:

here's how you get to this setup.

 

Dude, that's one of those rare openings that's bad for Black and White.

TheWolverine04

Here is the Superman Opening...

 

TheWolverine04

I ended because I couldn't think of another move for black.

kinglysac
 
This is what i call the Giri opening

 

nckqefhm

IS this like a competition to see who can make the most stupid moves?

kinglysac
TheWolverine04 wrote:

I ended because I couldn't think of another move for black.

Uhhhh O-O?

 

kinglysac
nckqefhm wrote:

IS this like a competition to see who can make the most stupid moves?

 

Did you read the title of this thread bruh

 

realybadchess

 

TheWolverine04

This is an opening that I really like...

 

TheWolverine04
Bronzetruck wrote:

 

That's Actually an okay opening for black. 

TheWolverine04

 

TheWolverine04

My brother then resigned. 

TheWolverine04

                                                    FOOLS GOLD

I once fell for this...

 

chadnilsen

                                            Contest!

        That actually was a good idea, nckqefhm, I think I'll start a contest! Make up a bad opening with a creative name, and post it below. But don't make it more than 5 moves long. You can add whatever funny comment you want for your opening. I will judge them.

1st Place: 3 Trophies

2nd Place: 2 Trophies

3rd Place: 1 Trophy

 

Post your entries by January 26.

ZBlackwingZ

The Fried Gambit

ilikewindmills
Got it. But this isn't a dumb opening. Its the best opening ever, unless you're playing an engine cheat or someone who thinks checkmates are like so cool or whatever.

I call it the Tomlight opening, because it's always going on and off in style and people wonder why it exists.

1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Qxd5 3. Ke2!!! [Signature Move! Develops the most valuable piece on the board. Plus maybe the white king and black queen can sign a peace treaty or something now.]
TheWolverine04
The Rook Gambit

 

TheWolverine04
ilikewindmills wrote:
Got it. But this isn't a dumb opening. Its the best opening ever, unless you're playing an engine cheat or someone who thinks checkmates are like so cool or whatever.

I call it the Tomlight opening, because it's always going on and off in style and people wonder why it exists.

1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Qxd5 3. Ke2!!! [Signature Move! Develops the most valuable piece on the board. Plus maybe the white king and black queen can sign a peace treaty or something now.]

Do you mean Qe2?

Sneakmasterflex
 
What I call "The Trump Tower". It's really bad

 

BigManArkhangelsk