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Sneakmasterflex
The Knightshifter

 

Sneakmasterflex

 

This one is "The Clinton" . Also known as The Transvestite

Sneakmasterflex

And last but not least, this "The Great Wall of Trump"

Adihere
kinglysack wrote:
Jenium wrote:

I'll call it Russian defense. Weird I know.

 

bruh this is the alekhine defense

 

That is the petroff defense

kinglysac

look it up bruh 

4xel
TheWolverine04 wrote:
Bronzetruck wrote:

here's how you get to this setup.

 

Dude, that's one of those rare openings that's bad for Black and White.

(About #43)

That's also one of the rare of this thread that could actually be seriously played (by bad players, especially white but still). As a duras gambit player I usually don't go Nc6 in response of e5 (and think it's meh, but Duras Gambit is meh anyway), but I would be delighted if white answers me that way, and rightfully.

4xel

 

 

 

 

 

    Patzer attack Queen trap defense.

pawn8888

I always thought that a good way to beat a computer would be to make some weird moves to 'trick' it.

4xel

 

 

In the same spirit, Duras Gambit Queen trap Variation.

4xel

A third one.

 

 

Barnes Queen trap attack

kinglysac

All that is happening is trading a queen for a rook and a bishop, not "winning" it

4xel
kinglysack wrote:

All that is happening is trading a queen for a rook and a bishop, not "winning" it

 

Despite the point count, having a queen is usually better than having a bshop and a rook. From the final position, the rook is already lost (or traded for a bishop, along with a pawn), so it really is only a queen for bishop trade, technically not winning a queen, but winning the material back.

 

Anyway, I was nowhere serious when talking about "winning the queen" because the player with a "trapped" queen has not even to try hard to untrap the her, and ends up with a monstruous advantage, both material and positional (maybe just material in Barnes').

Sneakmasterflex

The Kunta Kinte Opening

Karlanas
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chadnilsen

Openings 3 moves long (or shorter) will have higher chances of winning.

chadnilsen

e.g.

 

turk505

The "fuck it defense"

TheWolverine04

The Three Little Pigs.

 

 

TheWolverine04

 

wgfan0

Here is my opening: I call it the bishop's gambit. But I'm going to expand it a lot, this is the base: