Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!
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Chadnilsen, i actually play b4 a lot, ive never really considered a gambit for It. Thanks
The Do-It-Yourself Opening
and now you can develop any piece you want
except your h pawn
The Queenside Mount Everest opening: Rook Defense
That was my dumb opening for you 
(It was a joke people, get with the times)
The Kingside Mount Everest opening: Queen's Gambit Denied
Does it really matter?
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
Does it really matter?
I guess you got a point there.
I call this Center Game: We're-Twenty-One-Moves-In-And-The-Game-Hasn't-Even-Started-Yet Variation.
(I couldn't resist...)
Come to think about it, my opening's longer than you wanted by fifteen moves or so... sorry about that. 
I call this... The Smart Person's Kingside Attack
(Recommended by Grandmasters)
The_Dumb_Black_Opening
The f-pawn gambit
triggerlips wrote:
The Trump wall opening. Splits the pawns from their families
+1
