WHY DOES NO ONE PLAY e5???

I legit always play e5 or d4, but e5 most of the time

Fr I'm learning the French rn

I dont know why people dont play e5

I play e5 💜💛💙

This used to be a sarcastic joke thread, but instead turned into a proper discussion. LOL

lol why

because it's a thread about an opening

I still don't get how people didn't pick this up...

"I'M TIRED OF GOING OUT OF BOOK AND HAVING TO EARN MY WINS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PLAY LIKE THIS??:"

Yeah same.

I always been respond E5. . .

From now on I won't do that I'll try some other responses. . .

Hope my games playing black will improve . . .

You still have traps against other openings! At your rating (higher than mine) you should know a lot of theory.

1. gothamchess glazers
2. d4 players(they usually play c5 as black)
3. the one kid that doesnt know openings

The average Gotham chess Glazer is the worst criminal of this

Bump

I never took the time to learn the Sicilian, maybe I should.

I'll make a table who plays e5 mainly and who plays anything else.

Team e5----------------------- |------------------------ Team anything else

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