Will you be playing chess this weekend?
I have almost the same problem as Glodek. None of my friends play chess very often, so when I do play them, I easily cream them, and I'm not even that good. My brother only plays chess occasionally, but he creams me when he does. Since I don't have a driver's license, I can't go to any chess clubs. I've probably played more games on this site in the month since I've joined than I've played on an actual board for the past year.
Isn't there a city called Queens? Maybe we should move half the chess players in the world there, then form another city called Kings and move the other half there.
same situation here, if it wasnt for here, i wouldnt get a game.....
Your joking, there are loads of clubs in Staffordshire, you may even play me one day. We have a team entered in the Wolverhampton league and i'm pretty sure Tamworth have too. Check the ECF ( English chess federation ) website on Google for details of your local club, it beats staring at a monitor all day.
That should give you an advantage in the game, since they're distracted. It's called the Wonder Bra Defense. And no, I didn't make that up. Believe it or not, that came from an actual chess tournament news story from a few years ago.
There was some middle aged guy that lost the final game of a championship chess tournament (I think it was a regional championship in Australia, but I could be remembering wrong) to an attractive woman in her 20's. He complained afterwards that her clothes were too skimpy, so he had trouble concentrating because her breasts were a distraction. Needless to say, everyone who reported the story ridiculed the loser endlessly, and one of the stories coined the term "Wonder Bra Defense".
--Fromper
harr!! I'm telling Erik on you. Your making innuedos. If i can't say pants, then you can't say bits. :)
That should give you an advantage in the game, since they're distracted. It's called the Wonder Bra Defense. And no, I didn't make that up. Believe it or not, that came from an actual chess tournament news story from a few years ago.
There was some middle aged guy that lost the final game of a championship chess tournament (I think it was a regional championship in Australia, but I could be remembering wrong) to an attractive woman in her 20's. He complained afterwards that her clothes were too skimpy, so he had trouble concentrating because her breasts were a distraction. Needless to say, everyone who reported the story ridiculed the loser endlessly, and one of the stories coined the term "Wonder Bra Defense".
--Fromper
I wouldn't mind losing games that way. :)
I am not a member of a club and play all my games on the internet. I have played only 2 over-the board games in the last 20 years with a clock.
Over the weekend, the county chess congress held a tournament in my town so i played Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The competition was split into three categories, under 120ecf(MINOR), under 150(MAJOR) (English chess federation rating), and open.
Based on my internet rating i ended up in the middle group, the Major, with all the other competitors being club players!
The three decisive games i played ended as follows: first game-blunder-lost, second game-mistake,had a chance to get a result but-lost, third game-in control-won!
Scored 2/5 points. I found that not being accustomed to board play, clocks with limited time and entering moves on a scorecard was a disadvantage but playing numerous games on internet sites had improved my play.
Probably best to join a club but the internet has its benefits.