3 quarts of self-pity
well no offer to take them but i would suggest you mix in 2 pounds of anger and 3 tbsp. of wasted time a dash of frustration , to get, one serving of a life changing theory, ;)
i have three quarts in the cupboard. the expiration date shows they are still good all the way to december. willing to barter for a cheap paperback mystery book.
make an offer ( no nero wolfe as i already have them all ).
i am not sure who put the bottles in the cupboard. they were there when i rented the house. never used them myself as i have my own supply.
That's just plain ol' diet coca-cola.