Add three word to the story!

had been, certainly,

his spray-on beard-hairs

were evolving into

A flying avocado.

Not too likely...

... but it happened.

Improbable, at best...

...

...They weren’t tasty.

What do they

taste like, in

your opinion, sir?

They tasted like

a steaming bushel

of giant broccoli.

Yo, steamed broccoli ---

da best, Holmes... 

good with Worcestershire-Sauce...

& old vietnamese ladies 

Aye aye, Catpain!

Asphalt with H,

Spatula with U,

Really funny, huh?

If we end

and need two

more words, we

use "my lad".

Please, Flank_Attacks, no

sexual nor religious 

themed posts, or

we will be

shut down today.

If they shut

us down, I

will not reopen

us back up.

Please learn the

rules for forum

posting before you

post on this

thread, thank you!