Computers

I've never been attracted to the opposite sex, I spend most of my time focused on school and chess, but recently I've been having these urges when I log onto my computer. I know this may sound weird but has anybody else experienced this?

Nope, but that sound really wierd though.

I know what you are talking about and believe me, getting that crap off of a keyboard is not easy.

What kind of urges?  Since it isn't women, is it men? 

I have a great place for you to go, Chatroulette.  Your urges will be satisfied.

Oh please! This one is a prime lockdown candidate.

Some years ago someone made a movie about a guy who was attacted to his TV set but I've forgotten the title. I think John Woods starred in the film. 

I believe you're talking Videodrome.  And it was James Woods.

give daddy some sugar, baby

LOL: Creepio trying to show he isn't actually gay!

Thanks for the update AndyClifton. My memory was off a bit, again. Mind you names have never been easy for me to remember. 

Well, apropos of that...I should point out that it's taken me weeks to finally get your name right.