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Shepherddoggo
#23226 🤣 granted, but instead of meat its roaches.
I wish for a non-taco bell bomb
darth-vader_20

I wish for another leg

KazakhMusketeer

(not the way my school makes them lol) granted, but you can only bunt. I wish I had a motorcycle

KazakhMusketeer

Oh wow that was for 23228

RealTactics960

Granted. You get glitter bombed. I wish for basketball to use bats

darth-vader_20

Wish granted. It explodes in your face. I wish for a triple a battery to charge my remote

KazakhMusketeer

#23231 granted, but every five minutes it goes rogue. I wish for a motorcycle

KazakhMusketeer

Wow we're all online and posting at once. I'll step back

Peskybird1234
Granted, but it is a hot wheel bike
I wish for 17 expired bags of rat poison
RealTactics960

Granted, but it expired so it is less- wait no would that be more lethal? Ok granted but the genie dies from thinking about it. I wish for a box

Peskybird1234
Granted, but it is in 1d format, so it is just a dot
I wish Fortnite chapter 7 releases in exactly 372 days
RealTactics960

Granted, but Pluto days. I wish to know how to solve every rubriks cube

Peskybird1234
Granted, but u go color blind suddenly
I wish Dante survives in fast and furious 12, which is coming out sometime around 2030
sheepboi14
Granted but u become paralyzed so even though you know how to solve them u can’t
I wish to live forever
RealTactics960

Granted, but classic problems with that. I wish to live happy

Peskybird1234
Granted, it is because you got a brain aneurysm and a milkshake
I wish to not be happy
RealTactics960

Granted, your name is not “happy”. I wish for a baseball that heatseeks my bat when thrown at me

SpeedySwindler

Granted, but when it hits your bat, it creates an explosion for a 2 mile radius

I wish for 1 + 1 = 3

RealTactics960

Granted, but 10+9=19 as a result. I wish for a calculator that always gives a wrong answer l

Peskybird1234
Granted, but it also uses the wrong problems, thus giving you the right answer to the problem you were gonna put in.
I wish to be able to juggle gallon milk jugs