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I always figured slipping, drunk, in the shower is how I'd go. But here I am.
Okay, sounds good. I think I can get it done by Monday.
Why not do it by the roses, I heard is good for them.
icebox? are you from the 20s?
ilikeflags wrote:
icebox? are you from the 20s?
Honestly, that is what will take me until Monday...
mrguy888 wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:
icebox? are you from the 20s?
Honestly, that is what will take me until Monday...
And who gets milk deliveries?
Ex-parrot wrote:
mrguy888 wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:
icebox? are you from the 20s?
Honestly, that is what will take me until Monday...
And who gets milk deliveries?
All I have to do is leave milk on the porch. The OP says nothing about how the milk got there.
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marysson wrote:
i left myself a note on the sink.
"is thursday a good day to die ?"
could i do it by 11:00 ?
(it is only tuesday...time to reconsider..or to plan well ).
With my Monday time I will beat you to it!
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I will hang glide off the 12-story engineering hall and let physics do the rest.
I was walking home from the post office the other day, and there was a gallon jug of milk sitting in the field about four feet from the sidewalk.
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marysson wrote:
just roll over and die. die next to the icebox with an open window so that by the time anyone finds you the rats will have eaten off your fingernails and the smell will not have drawn the neighbours ( not that anyone of them came to your door after the milk left on the porch burst it's lid after being outside for a week ).
i dont understand why rolling over is a percondition to death-... and then you guys are so mean! an ice box is a box in which you put ice- so there- also why would rats eat your fingernails? of course they start wiht your eyes-i mean really, lets keep a grip on reality here people
yeah, in the feckin' 1920s
johnnyrocco wrote:
marysson wrote:
just roll over and die. die next to the icebox with an open window so that by the time anyone finds you the rats will have eaten off your fingernails and the smell will not have drawn the neighbours ( not that anyone of them came to your door after the milk left on the porch burst it's lid after being outside for a week ).
i dont understand why rolling over is a percondition to death-... and then you guys are so mean! an ice box is a box in which you put ice- so there- also why would rats eat your fingernails? of course they start wiht your eyes-i mean really, lets keep a grip on reality here people
It takes skill. I have until Monday to solve this problem.
ilikeflags wrote:
yeah, in the feckin' 1920s
flags is right. Rats stopped eating eyeballs a long time ago.
Cry as I cross the fiery lake,
Just be sure to laugh at my wake.
Tell stories from the past,
Call me a horse's ass!
When whiskey's flowing, please partake!