When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
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JosephReidNZ wrote:
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
lmaoooo
And your existence
@mpaetz...or should I say, mPUTZ...
He dont do push ups, he pushes the world down.
He cant go to the toilet cos he scares the s*** outa it
are my personal favourites
a city once named a street after him in his honor but after several deaths the changed the name.
Because nobody crosses Chuck Noris lives.
Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves
Chuck Noris never dials the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone...