You're banned (forum game)

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selfbans pay too?

You're banned for being so m̶o̶d̶e̶s̶t̶  big-headed

You're banned for making up a rule saying you can't be banned.

You're banned for using an emoticon

Everyone who has not posted yet is banned. Thier silence is tacit conspiracy to support the activities of those who have been banned.

You're banned for banning over 8,000,000 people

You're banned for losing

You're banned for having a rating under 1250

You're banned for having a picture of the mushroom kingdom.

You're banned for having no picture

You're banned for not being a gm.

You're banned for losing more games than you won

You're banned for playing too many blitz games

You're banned for having too many points

You're banned for having post 42.

You're banned for winning exactly 123 online chess games (at the time of posting)

You're banned for not having a period at the end of the sentence.

You're banned for being a grammar Nazi.

I ban you for giving lessons that are crap.

You're banned for having no sense of humour.