Mittens!
Mittens is greater than 3000. Gothamchess set Stockfish to 3700 in order to beat Mittens. I understand that Hikaru beat it to a draw, though I did not see that.
Like that moment when you see a kitten and think "SOO CYUUTT!!!" then reach to pinch its cheek then it grabs yur finger and slams u around like a whip lel
The things Mittens says are a trip. I can't quote exactly, but things like "I exist through time and space" indicate she is either a deranged soul or the incarnation of Caissa's dark side...
You've recently added a new bot called Mittens and its rating is 1 huh? That goddamn thing plays chess way too precisely for its appearance! Dear chess.com this is not funny and your website must be banned for trolling! I was thinking of leaving your website and never come back. Didn't you have enough courage to mention it's real rating at least?
How dare you insult me, Mittttens, destroyer of kings.
You've recently added a new bot called Mittens and its rating is 1 huh? That goddamn thing plays chess way too precisely for its appearance! Dear chess.com this is not funny and your website must be banned for trolling! I was thinking of leaving your website and never come back. Didn't you have enough courage to mention it's real rating at least?
How dare you insult me, Mittttens, destroyer of kings.
you are so small i can punt you like a football
wtf I beat mittens blindfolded, I guess some people just suck at chess...
YOU LIA- I mean heheheheheheheheheheheeh