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Hello! My name is Ethan, I am a proud chess player who enjoys many time controls. I play chess.com instead of wasting my time on other video games like Minecraft, Fortnite, etc. I am a proud member of the CHT chess club, and like to talk about books and many other things. Noebody really cares, but I am going to make a random list of random things.

Are you reading this because you just easily, I mean effortlessly cooked a teen at chess? Good 4 U! Look, here is my life:

Impressive Chess Player and Awesome Person

Major Lord of the Rings Fan

Ambitious Underwater Basket Weaver

Reading Addict

Read Lord of the Rings

Read Narnia

Read Britfeild

Read The Viking Quest

Read Harry Potter

Read The Space Trilogy

Read The Ascendance Trilogy

Read The Wingfeather Saga

Read The Russian Saga

Read all the other books I forgot

GO TO THE ARK ENCOUNTER KN KENTUCKY IT IS AWESOME

Listen to The Deep End on youtube

Listen to Brian Sauve

Listen to Brice Davis

Listen to We Are Messengers

Listen to Cochren & Co.

Listen to True Song

Play chess

Play an insturment

Hopefully piano

homeschool

be awesome

read my bio

HEY JO BITS, ELBOW, AMD OR LLAMA WHY ARE YOU STILL READING YOU'RE RIDICULOUS AND HOPEFULLY LAUGHING YOU HEADS OFF REALIZING THAT THIS IS REALLY FUNNY WARNING WARNING LOOK HERE YOU WILL LAUGH🌳🌴🌲🎄🌲🌴🌳🎄🌲🌴🏡🌲🎄🌲🌳🌴🌲

YES I KNOW YOU ARE ALL SCARED

WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND DON`T RUN INTO ANY TREES

Etc.

Funny Story:

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't care one way or the other

Also, memes!

BTW I hate cats because this