“Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.” β Bill Murray.
Oh! finally, someone has come here to read my bio!
(Has been updated!)
oh what's that? you just want the directions to Walmart?
oh ok I see. Its just about a mile east from here.
Sad? no i-im not s-s-sad it's just I'm allergic to people not reading my boi
no no you can go ill be fine, enjoy your trip to Walmart
what? you'll stay! really? Oh, thank you! It's so lonely here trapped in this weird scrolling box with words and occasional pictures
what, you want to know stuff about me? oh sorry but this bio is not up to date, you need ver 56.9 for that info
What version are we on? well we are currently on version -37.6
how do you get to the latest version? well you need to have at least version 56.8/2 to update
how do you get to version 56.8/2? well you need to update silly!
you can't update? why not?
you don't have the latest version? well then update
hey don't give me that tude! ill end this bio right now!
you're sorry? good
Op looks like that's as far as we can go till you update! cya then!
Best music bellow
oh whats this? annoying music!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJj4PlVRc8c&list=PLXVw9PgP0Y-6a3J_wRzKh0lfmx_o-TvB0&index=9
I like this one very much
Oh, hello!
it appears that you've finally found out how to update
took you long enough
could have done it quicker you know
jeez, you need to go back to 2nd grade if it took you that long
well anyway, what would you like to know
Favorite color? Ooh sorry that's not available at this moment
Favorite food? nope not that either I'm afraid
what is available you ask? well the only thing that's currently available is the information I'm telling you about whats not available
confused?
yes?
no?
maybe so?
Well I was when I started in this horrible place
it's just a white box with letters and pictures and videos
I've been here for months
I've seen some things I shouldn't have seen
you want to know what happened to the last guy?
he went so insane he warped into the 5th dimension
AND IM NEXT!
THEN AFTER ME IT'LL BE YOU!
HAHAHA! ITS JUST AN ENDLESS LOOP!
IT'LL.NEVER.END!
AAAHGWGBENVYBCVfql;soexbf 79u.b;;...
(appears to burn and fade into dust)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hope you liked it!
send me notes!!!