Hi. My name is ************. My password is *********. My username is **********. Here are some fun facts:
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3.
6. When you did number 3 you realized it was possible only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right because you were fooled.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.