The_Pill

Hello every on I love sports and jokes. 

Here's a few:

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* "darn". A skydiver goes "darn *whack*".

Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned there for years.

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

What the main personality of a banana? DOLE