Tyranisourase

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Be my friend!

Join my club!

Join my friend’s club!

Suggest a club to join!

Suggest a thing to change in my club!

My piece setup:

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Well all that nonsense out of the way:

Some bad jokes:

Why did the tomato cross the road? To ketchup to his friends!

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What does Yoda use as transportation? A To - Yoda!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yoda - ya - he!

Yoda - ya - he who?

 I didn’t know you can yodel

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Well those were bad.

You wanna see some magic?

Ok.

20 things I know about you:

1. You’re reading

2. You’re not reading number three

3. You are now reading number three.

4. You are a human

5. You have been in a car and reading number five

7. You’re reading number seven

8. You just checked to see if you skipped number six

9. You’re not done reading because you’ve made it to nine

10. You’re either a grandmaster or a random Chess.com player

11. You’re realized by now I’m doing tricks

12. You have a face

13. You have a picture of a pawn or a picture for your profile picture 

14. You might have a broken bone

15. You’re scrolling through this

16. You got to be scrolling. How can you read this?

17. You can’t wait to get to twenty

18. You may be using a computer 

19. You are probably a twitch streamer or have a YouTube channel

20. Now see how many of these are true

21. You just read this and this number is twenty-one which means you got fooled again!

Ok I’ll do quotes:

”The best time to play chess is the best time to play chess” -Tyranisourase 

“Not cool bro” -Tyranisourase 

“Your altinating castles” -Tyranisourase 

“Bruh” -Tyranisourase 

“OMG I GOT YOUR QUEEN I REALLY WANTED TO GET THIS FOREVER I’M GONNA TELL MY MOMMY AND BE SO COOL MY REAL NAME IS ______ AND I’M A BIG FAN OF MAGNUS CARELSON BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SAY A WORD TO BE COOL OH I REALIZED I AM SAYING WORDS RIGHT NOW” -Any new guy out there who just started chess 😂😂😂😂😂

”Stop with the dumb quotes” -You

”Wait, why am I still reading”? -You

The thing I’m about to say should not be attempted in real life.

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HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCHOOL HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

5. Write the syllabus in Carbon

The Syllabus in Carbon

A+

So, how ur day?

I’mma go ahead and put unknown links and only one is good! Good luck

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Did you get the right one? Or did you get rickrolled?

Totally a random link

Well, I hope you enjoy scrolling down because you’re not gonna do it

Ok, you can stop

Didn’t I tell you?

You’re not gonna make it 😃

Give up

I’m warning you

STOP

Please stop

Ok, if you want to, scroll down more. Trust me, you won’t like it

Ahh! It’s a monster! Ahh!!!!

Wait, a cat you say?

Oh

Well, I’m not good at chess

lol

get rickrolled