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Music for y'all to listen too.

Some more music for y'all.

Yeah, Pov NF:

Ofc i can't go without my boy Connor!

Time for some hype music:

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I'm still working on my bio but for now its time for:

Nerdy Joke time!

After a life of cybercrime, how did the hacker get to heaven?

The password hadn’t been changed in 2000 years.

Why was the hacker’s Californian hiking trip interrupted?

There was a firewall.

What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?

Pardon me

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why wasn't the CIA employee able to go home to visit his family for Christmas?

Because he was Snowden.

The "S" in "IoT" stands for security .

I used to have a joke I told at parties about the UDP protocol. But I could never tell if they got it.

IT: We have a problem.

Manager: We don’t have problem it is opportunity.

IT: Okay, we have Ddos opportunity. 

There’s No Place Like 127.0.0.1

Microsoft Defender... We created the solution to a problem we originated

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to phish, he will spam you for the rest of his life. \

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