Ahhh....Halloween....Thee Most Wonderful Time of the Year !
It is with hilarious pleasure that I list my favorite chessplayer names 
....ahunkahunkalumpaluv, I Can't Feel My Face, Count Shasta, Blunder I Will, Chairman Ooh Mao Mao, Feed Ur Frankenstein, Chesstrogen, Grateful Bones, Macabre Doorknob, Tweedle Dumb, Faces in the Shroud, Pigignorant, Bottom Ramen, Oh Humanity, Lou Tenant Kernel, Bwain Twust, Hoosier Daddy, Chesstosterone, Tim Buck Tooth, Baron Von Chessthofen, Round Mound of Love, the, Nyuk Nyuk, My Inner Face, Darrell Licked, Napolean Blownapart, Natural Born Patzer, Warren Out, Nerves of Butter, Phil A. Menyawn, Trashnikov...names like that.
I like people like the twinklet Julia Butters, Neal Cassady, Leigh Nash, anyone on rollerskates, Ariana, surfer John John, gumcrackers, Bic Runga, Hilma af Klint, My Queen Catherine de' Medici, necropolis curators, George Michael, Boy George, boyfriend #3, Obituary Mary, Cookie, Babber, the Maid of Orleans, Jackson Pollock, undertakers, overgivers, tiki bartenders, Blaise and Rene, Tayla Parx, Spongy, thee drummer Ronald Joseph Cote, Ju Wenjun, Pinkamena, Beauchene Skullcrafters, Lise Tre'hot, dodo birdwatchers....u know, people like that.