Hands Kneeman (theutltl) - Profil Catur

Hey ya'll, I'm currently writing this on 1/18/2024 but I'm pretty sure I wrote this bio in 2021 and a lot has changed. My discord is now theutltl but the invite below should still be working. Have a wonderful day! :-)

Note: This profile is nearly a year old (by the time I'm writing this) and super cringy. I don't want anyone or anything to judge or affect me based on my profile (and it already has before). So I just want to put it out there that my profile is not an accurate description of me :>

My discord is theutItl#8711 (subject to change) if you want to friend request me. Make sure to send me a message telling me that you're from chess.com or I probably won't accept. If you want, join my discord server so that you can send me DMs before I accept the friend request. https://discord.gg/w868N9U

With that out of the way, here is my old profile, I hope you enjoy

"There will always be a pawn who chooses to underpromote" - Theutltl

Almost all pawns promote into queens, but on rare occasions they will promote into a rook, bishop, or knight. In life, everyone strives to be the best, to be like everyone else, or just not to fall behind others. But it is okay to be different. It is okay to be less powerful, or less important. Just remember that in your own chess game of life, you will always have a choice to promote into whatever you want.

Welcome to my profile! I'm

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And I love to play

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Note: Please do not post a note saying Hi or something like that on my profile if you do not allow notes on your own profile, because I have no way of replying to you.

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Have a fun fact:

Did you know that the sentence "lazy fox jumps over the quick brown dog" contains all of the letters in the alphabet?

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Here's some more:

You can remove any one letter from the word "Seat" and still end up with a real word.

Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.

Each time you light your lighter your lighter get lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light.

You don’t actually know what day you were born, you’re just taking everyone’s word for it.

Something that is "on" the ceiling is technically under the ceiling.

If you are waiting for the waiter, you are technically the one who is the waiter.

When you are taking a shower, you are in that very moment, one of the the cleanest people in the world.

You spend more time looking at other people’s faces than your own.

Pickup trucks can’t pick up trucks

The greatest heist in history is one we don't know happened

The 2 e's in the word Bee are completely unnecessary

Somebody, at some point, must have had an idea so brilliant that it would have changed the world completely, they just never said it out loud. That someone might be you.

Ok, there's one more at the end of my profile you might want to see

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There's a chance that this is the last sentence you'll ever read.

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