TheAuthorOfChickens

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken, Quote Woman, Rock Yeeter

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

Favorite Movie: Top Gun (both of them)

Favorite TV Show: Scorpion

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series (J.K Rowling), Raven One series (Kevin Miller), Warriors series (Erin Hunter)

Favorite Artists: for KING & COUNTRY, Matthew West, MercyMe, Unspoken, Casting Crowns, David Crowder Band, Jeremy Camp, Tauren Wells

Favorite YouTubers: RubixRaptor, OperatorDrewski, Growling Sidewinder, HIGH RISK Chris, Pecos Hank, Vaazkl, Daily Dose Of Internet

Favorite Color: Red

I'm writing a book 😎

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

Why do I have so many drawn games? Because I'm in this tournament: https://www.chess.com/tournament/every-game-is-a-draw-2025-edition

Blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

I made an unhinged poll: https://take.supersurvey.com/QJ0I7WFWU

Which of Chessian's quotes are the best? https://take.supersurvey.com/QBI4U162A

Please tell me you've seen Scorpion: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/

Saving for later: https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/the-biggest-forum-on-chess-com?page=398&newCommentCount=1#comment-109885077

Clubs

• Author's Flock

My fan club.

• Chess.com vs. ChessKid

An awesome club run by @Caleb341! It's pretty active and my favorite club (no offense to anyone else)! Has more vote chess matches than there are people on this site.

• Christian Chess Youth Group

Fun club, no trolls or swearing!

• iCHESS

@Jared apparently revived this. I'm only in it because there was a forum post about me the day I came back so I joined to post in it an watch the comments. I never left after that lol (guess you know it's good XD)

• Ohioan Village

A private club for members of CHT and CYCT to play mafia in!

• Paladins Of Chess

Has survived at least 2 ban attacks, pretty fun to chat in at times!

• Unusual Birds Chess Club

Kinda inactive, but the owner runs some fun custom tournaments and the club has a bunch of vote chess matches!

View Races

If anyone has around the same views as me and wants to do a race, please let me know!

@Cassian_Cashout - To 5,000

Quote Leaderboard (Round 3)

@Scemer - 3

@EzraAnd07 - 3

@Caleb341 - 2

@sailsword - 1

@Lilyana - 1

@Johannian07 - 1

@o0O-Guardin-O0o - 1

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 1 (I'm not competing, this is just statistics)

Quotes Round 3 - No Context Allowed - Newest Additions On Top

This is a test round. I will not quote @Chessian-Ian and see how long it takes to reach 300 quotes.

Round 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-1

Round 2: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-2

Count: 13

Total: 213

"whats your fave anime? a snack on titan? death bloat? more than one lunch man? my hero cafeteria? more than one piece? hunger x hunger? seven deadly chins? full play alchemist? buffet slayer?" - @o0O-Guardin-O0o

"I just throw my siblings when they make me mad" - @EzraAnd07

"he's probably the reason the mirror stopped talking. he roasted it so much that it died" - @EzraAnd07

"Mirrors don't talk, and thankfully for you, they don't laugh either" - @Johannian07

"A whole airport which is named to be a constant reminder that planes can crash XD" - @EzraAnd07

"https://www.chess.com/club/authors-flock My fan club (Why does that emoji look like it's gonna team up with the Duolingo owl if you don't join?)" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Scemer, haven’t you self-closed three times, gotten banned twice, and gotten muted multiple times (I only remember well once, correct me if I’m wrong there.)?" - @Caleb341

"I can be cookoo sometimes 🤪" - @Lilyana

"How would you stop me from not quoting you? —> I like how Chessian has no quotes in your BIO. Makes me happy, fr." - @Scemer

"My hands immediately getting tired when I go to scroll down to look at the quotes because there is new stuff —> POV: You find Chessian trying to cook Author’s Quotes." - @Scemer

"Can you please stop with this? It's getting kind of annoying and I don't like it. —> Chessian ain’t getting into Author’s quotes after this one 🗣️🔥" - @Scemer

"I’m currently bankrupt in straws so wait for a day or two" - @sailsword

"I think Grammar went out the window a while ago…lol" - @Caleb341

Quotes You Shouldn't Laugh At

"Online jokes can be more hurtful because you don’t know who you’re doing it to…" - @SAOCM

"It's sad how people will do stupid and profane things just to get attention. I don't understand how they think it's worth it because they'll just get kicked from everywhere" - @DangerRanger23

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Click the link now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8OdyAq7sfk