Well I'm the all glorious Master Kohga! I like playing chess.... Sooga said it helps my brain muscles.... So here I am.
So far I have conquered the depths and "The land down under" is finally mine! Its a pretty big accomplishment if I do say so myself. Heh, heh, heh.... Anyways I got blasted out of the depths! By that little twink! Now I'm stranded on a sky island... Making something the others won't even see coming!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! There all focused on this Zonai stuff nowadays... So I hatched a STUPENDOUS plan... I will use sheikah technology that my ancestors, who were banned from Hyrule because of this technology, used long ago... I will make the guardians back! And I will surprise Hyrule once more with these evil machines of destruction!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! And I will call them... THE KOHGA GUARDIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!