"Creativity is like farting, if you have to force it, it might be crap."
-Conficius
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
-Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
"He who goes to bed with an itchy bum wakes up with smelly fingers."
-Aristotle
"With great power comes great electricity bills."
-Uncle Ben
"He who sticks his head in a window gets a pane in the neck."
-Socrates
“When called stupid, it is sometimes is better to be quiet than opening your mouth and removing all doubt.”
-Albert Einstein
"Give a man some fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
-Anonymous
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-Yogi Berra
"It is not smart to hit a man who is about to poke you with a needle"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
very inspiring
i am bad at chess
life is a terminal std
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