Penguin4096

I returned to china for a bit after months of unpaid laboring in Laos, but now I'm in Laos again

My typical chess routine: Start Game, Play Opening, Get a winning position in the middlegame, Blunder, Resign, Repeat.

lichess @PenguinWhack271828e

your daily dose of heart extraction under a seashell in the cannibalist republic

I love piece hanging, game selling, and being bad.

I was temporarily Burkinabe but I'm Laotian again (nope, on June 17, 2024, I came back to china)

Youtube Channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@Penguin4096-si9fz

Me:

1. Graduates 12th grade in 2027 (freakin' prime number bro)
2. Played chess since 2017 (using Chesskid)
3. Joined Chess.com April 5, 2020 (Old username: @PenguinWhack314159Pi)
4. Joined lichess.com Jan 1, 2021 (Username: @PenguinWhack271828e)
5. 0 is my favorite number
6. 2 is my favorite PRIME number
7. I don't have a favorite odd number
8. I'm from The People's Republic of China 🇨🇳 
9. I'm a human being, not a Penguin.
10. My real name is Penguin (just kidding it's literally not)
11. I told Confucius about ChatGPT. Some ask me how. I say that I got better.
12. I WILL DESTROY YOU IN CHESS NEXT TIME if I know you in real life and your rapid rating is lower than mine and I lost to you (unless you're @deepbluemaster you're "literally" hacking (The quotation marks over literally make it not literally and plz keep his account open he's a good person UNLIKE ME but don't close my account either)).
    1. or unless you die too soon, of course. (PLEASE DIE IT'S WAY EASIER)
13. Am I bad at chess? I don't know...
14. Unless I resign, I don't resign.
15. I only lose about 100% of the games I lose.
16. 雪花飘飘，北风萧萧
17. I like BRICS+ (Brazil Russia India China South Africa, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran)
18. I GRIND GEOGRAPHY AND CHESS sometimes
19. YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD IS NEVER SECURE (cry about it)
20. Burkina Fasoball says deez nuts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvtgDuah2Js RAZBALL
21. GRAMMARLY YOU DON'T MATTER sToP gIvInG mE gRaMmAr SuGgEsTiOnS
22. Did you do your Spanish lessons yet? How are you still reading this?
23. Watch out while the world ends on May 7, 2061.You guys can blame me if it happens.
24. Remembering his legacy:
25. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
26. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

Bye!