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"Creativity is like farting, if you have to force it, it might be crap."

-Conficius

“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”

-Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

"He who goes to bed with an itchy bum wakes up with smelly fingers."

-Aristotle

"With great power comes great electricity bills."

-Uncle Ben

"He who sticks his head in a window gets a pane in the neck."

-Socrates

“When called stupid, it is sometimes is better to be quiet than opening your mouth and removing all doubt.”

-Albert Einstein

"Give a man some fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

-Anonymous

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

-Yogi Berra

"It is not smart to hit a man who is about to poke you with a needle"

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

very inspiring

i am bad at chess

life is a terminal std

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