8DrAwkward8

Hello y'all! 🥳

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♟️For reference, I SUCK beyond imaginable at chess. I find it fun to play though, despite being so horrific at it. I generally prefer card games, specifically bridge, hearts, and spades, rather than chess. 

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My name's Sam, call me whatever nickname you want - whatever it is, I can guarantee that I've heard wierder and worse

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I Lost the Game

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Check this out!!

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I am VERY indecisive. Wait, no maybe I'm not...

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🎵I listen to old music, what y'all young folk would call, "Dad rock". Pink Floyd, Queen, the Beatles - you get the drill. Also the Beatles are better than the Stones and that's a hill I'm willing to die on. 

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I LOVE geograhy, specifically the memorisation part of it. Honestly something no one else probably said. But yeah, I memorised all 197 contry names, 197 locations, 197, flags, and 197 capitals. If y'all don't believe me, proof is at the bottom.

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Purple is the best, change my mind! Wait, no, actually don't.

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🇬🇧 I am British at heart, and that's all that matters!

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People (I'm lonely 😭):

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@BestBubble7 To say she's quite a handful would be an understatement...

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@GloriousGavin42 He hasn't even read read Hitchhiker's Guide, how dare he use 42!

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@octopodian Great fella. Plays a mean piano. I mean, we all know that he's "secretly" an alien, still not sure why he hides it.

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Moi!

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🎸 I play Flute and Bass Guitar (at the same time, on occasions). I also play some guitar, though not nearly as much. I like several forms of song writing, despite how bad I am at it. 🪈

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People say I always get an 100 on tests. So to prove them wrong I took an autism test!

And uh.....

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🐱I have 7 pets, because there's no such thing as too many. Two cats, two dogs, one turtle, one snake, and one hermit crab. I used to have 5 hermit crabs, though one turned about a canibal....and we couldn't stop him. Hence the singular hermit crab.

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Taylor Swift?

*exasperated sigh*

Don't even get me started...

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☕️Favourite beverage?

Tea, without a doubt. It's just superior. 

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Favourite warcrime?

Hmmm...wait what-

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📖 I LOVE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Like, half the things I say are refrencing it, just no one notices.

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Revolver > Abbey Road, BUT only on Sundays. I dunno, just hits different on Sunday afternoons.

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Skip intro button > Sliced bread. Controversial, I know, but it's true.

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Most popular questions from my fans?

Probably - sorry, what's that?

I haven't taken my skitophrenia medicine?

*silence*

Huh, I could've sworn-

*sigh*

Whatever

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Proof I wasted my life:

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