Sup losers, it's me, Lisa Borges, the chess prodigy you've been hearing about. I've been playing this game since I was seven, but let's be real, I was already crushing adults at that age. It wasn't until a year and a half ago that I started taking chess seriously, but even then, it's just a temporary hobby. I mean, come on, I'm 17 years old, I have way better things to do than sit around playing a silly game all day.
But, if you want to challenge me, go ahead, I'll give you a free lesson in chess domination. Just don't expect me to take it too seriously, I'm too busy studying for my exams and planning my future in cosmetology. I'm gonna be the best hair and makeup artist out there, and chess is just a little detour on my path to greatness. So, bring it on, but don't be surprised when I beat you in 10 moves or less.