TheAuthorOfChickens

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken, Quote Woman, Rock Yeeter

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

I'm writing a book 😎

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

Blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

I made an unhinged poll: https://take.supersurvey.com/QJ0I7WFWU

Which of Chessian's quotes are the best? https://take.supersurvey.com/QBI4U162A

Please tell me you've seen Scorpion: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/

Saving for later: https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/the-biggest-forum-on-chess-com?page=398&newCommentCount=1#comment-109885077

View Races

If anyone has around the same views as me and wants to do a race, please let me know!

@Cassian_Cashout - To 5,000

Quote Leaderboard (Round 2)

@Chessian-Ian - 30

@KingOfBrilliancy - 12

@Scemer - 9

@Caleb341 - 6

@F1-24 - 5

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 3

@RylanGordon1 - 3

@sailsword - 3

@Sans1600 - 2

@TheMidnightExpress12 - 2

@Thelegendary_ROOK - 1

@snackolazy - 1

@Shaurya130312 - 1

@Daniellowe132 - 1

@CalmLeGurl - 1

@S-A1M - 1

@Pawnsonglikedawn - 1

@TerminalNZ - 1

@Lilyana - 1

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 9 (I'm not competing, this is just statistics)

Quotes Round 2 - No Context Allowed - Newest Additions On Top

Round 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-1

"author is so good at being good at being good at quoting people" - @Chessian-Ian

"Grammer is overated for reel" - @Lilyana

"I'm going to take up 30% of all of authors quotes in round 2 compared to only 18% in round 1 help I need tape on my mouth" - @Chessian-Ian

"saying "EEEEEEEEE" just looks like your trying to become a meme while also being mad" - @Chessian-Ian

"Guys i didnt know you can delete comments from your blogs" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"Who stands playing chess || magnus when he's bored" - @Chessian-Ian

"ban me and I'll start a revolution against 😀.com" - @Chessian-Ian

"Ban author and I will cry —> Will you though–" - @Scemer

"Author is quickly making the least-used reaction into the most-used reaction in CVC-" - @F1-24

"Being a megafan of something is a sign of good character frfr. For me it's Formula 1, for Author it's Top Gun, for half of chess.com it's anime judging by the pfps 🗿" - @F1-24

"guys one day I'm going to have more quotes overall in total than author will have views, this is insane --> Quoting for history. || Author when she has grandkids: "so there was this one guy called Chessian-Ian and he talked so much he got quoted for every single thing he said because why not-" - @Chessian-Ian

"Dang it I got slammed on author’s quotes almost 25 times aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa —> Chessian is hitting the jackpot, or should I say, Authorpot (Yeah, I’m bad at Dad jokes. ;-; )" - @Scemer

"Any questions? // how fast is your note going to be removed?" - @TheMidnightExpress12

"I’m trying. 😭 Your leaderboard is basically ranked by who you find the funniest 🗿" - @Scemer

"*yeets a rock into the blender and blends the blender*" - @F1-24

"Why does author like yeeting rocks in people's kitchen machinery, such as ovens and microwaves" - @Chessian-Ian

"One of my friends, when given a computer, is a literal menace to society." - @TerminalNZ

"Is it just me or am I the only person to find it a rare coincidence to find Author coming online an hour or so after we made a forum about her?— 🗿" - @Scemer

"There should've been taco spammer role for me lol" - @Chessian-Ian

"YouTube comment section be like-" - @Pawnsonglikedawn

"C H A O S : )" - @sailsword

"Hola =hole = 🕳️ =*hola I have now learned the secrets of the universe" - @sailsword

"*enter authorofchickens just asking for our autograph and giving us no choice but to give it by quoting us*" - @Chessian-Ian

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't downvote my own comment 😭 (no, I'm not learning this just now)" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"What if Santa actually lives at the South Pole and just uses the North Pole to help store all the presents? --- dang he's chilling with penguins and sipping hot cocoa where no one would think to look" - @S-A1M

"I got 20 bags of one quote each" - @Chessian-Ian

"What's with you yeeting rocks into people's kitchen?" - @Chessian-Ian

"Can I have my sword back now or I cause mass destruction pls(:" - @sailsword

"I will be the sacred bearer of 😀" - @RylanGordon1

"I'm gonna jump your home and take away that 😀 emoji author" - @Chessian-Ian

"if author got a dollar for each time she quoted me (without knowing she gets a dollar) she'd be a millionaire by round 5" - @Chessian-Ian

"that's one to keep away from author's quote wall" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I'm just using a translator // my old spanish teacher would choke if she heard that" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"*locks every single forum and blames it on Scemer* jk lol" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I think today is the day with the least amount of quotes. *Author goes to quote me 17 times and quotes everyone else 17 times too so she can prove me wrong*" - @Chessian-Ian

"Anyone watching the Sugar Bowl?" - @Caleb341

'"first time my forum has been locked in this club... LEts goooo! lol" - @TheMidnightExpress12

"QUIT QUOTING KOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I WILL DO WHAT GM TOLD US TO DO. I WILL EAT AUTHOR!!!!!" - @Chessian-Ian

"Everything Ian says is a quote" - @RylanGordon1

"Breaking the rule because yes." - @KingOfBrilliancy

"NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE UPVOTE PERSON AGAIN  @MIRACLENAHAR" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"also it's notes, and notes aren't used for general chatting, you all guys break the rules. 🤓" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"u need to stop sleeping 😴 --> But I like being healthy!" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Taylor’s responsible for 9/11 cuz when she allegedly broke up with Travis, the airplanes started crying and it was so blurry they crashed. Also the birds put bombs in the 2nd tower when it was rebuilt so that’s why there’s now one solo tower not twins towers" - @CalmLeGurl

"The “😀” emoji gives me the creeps–" - @Scemer

"hmm, let's get out of this topic before there are a million paragraph long stuff and author will get mad because she has no quotes from here" - @Chessian-Ian

"that desperate for quotes, huh? —> I haven’t seen anyone so desperate to get on someone’s bio, indeed." - @Scemer

"ofc she wants her quotes. Even if their from the 2nd century" - @Chessian-Ian

"Looks like the majority wins. I have the best quotes. 😎" - @Scemer

"Vote. https://www.chess.com/votechess/game/327873 --> Today's a special day; not "Vote Now!" or "Vote" or "Vote Bc4" or "I misclicked, please vote Rg4", or even "Vote before the time runs out!". No, today, it's a straightforward "Vote." with a period adorning the word and everything." - @F1-24

"Imagine if all Chessian's trash talk gets into my quotes and KOB wins 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"like yours? XD || quote count child. Respect the people better than you" - @Chessian-Ian

"if scemer actually tried he could have like 9 quotes by now" - @Chessian-Ian

"AAAAA IM CRYINGGG || don't cry it's okay to be beaten by someone way above your level" - @Chessian-Ian

"AUTHOR EDIT THE QUOTES, MY NAME IS KingOfBrilliancy not KingofBrilliancy THE O IS CAPITALIZEDDDD" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"she's scared to quote me" - @Chessian-Ian

"Bro wants to get quoted so hardly, Author, don't quote him! He's a jer- jkjk" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"I love watching ya'll fight 😂 || you then say you don't like arguments or drama --> This is just friendly competition. || Apparently chickens can make statements 👍" - @Chessian-Ian

"when other people say "don't quote me" ILL QUOTE YOU!!!!! what I think will happen if I say "don't quote me" okay I won't!" - @Chessian-Ian

"who do you think you are Ian, quote man? : P" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"It's new year's night! You Americans are late! xD" - @Daniellowe132

"2025: *begins* KOB: Chessian, I made a New Year's revolution to win in Round 2 and you must hear about it every day in all caps until Author reaches 100 quotes again." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I think you woke up on the wrong side of the year..." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"ILL WIN RD. 2 QUOTES YOU SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE CHESSIAN AND THEIR NAME IS IAN THEY AREN'T EVEN PUN-INTENDED LIKE YOU THINK" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"Yall got any predictions for the new year? --> People will accidentally write "2024" instead of "2025" in the year section for the entire month of January." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"me about to spam the most random stuff just to get quoted: 🗿" - @Chessian-Ian

"I love how we all only use about three emojis— 💀🫠🗿" - @Caleb341

"I could get all 100 if I tried—whether it’s worth Chess.com muting me, that’s a different question. ;-;" - @Caleb341

"average  @KingOfBrilliancy moment in front of  @TheAuthorOfChickens" - @Shaurya130312

"Bro wants to get quoted so bad—" - @Caleb341

"Or an unborn baby using an iPod in their Mom’s stomach. 🗿👍🏻💯" - @Scemer

"That 😀 emoji never has good intentions-" - @F1-24

"I once got 16 downvotes for saying “ez” —> Tell me what forum it was on so I can make it 17. 🗿" - @Scemer

"Comment deleted because yes. 😂" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"(Mass frog war cry moment)" - @Sans1600

"@theauthorofchickens going to stalk every word I say and quote it:" - @Chessian-Ian

"@theauthorofchickens can't decide which PFP she wants 😡" - @Chessian-Ian

"Why don't you come back once you stop quoting people for 5 seconds" - @snackolazy

"I love how I struggle to create arguments in my book but create arguments in this unhinged story flawlessly." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"We should do it for April Fools in 2025. We change the flag of the club to North Korea, make the flag the club's pfp, everyone makes their flag North Korea, everyone makes their pfp the North Korea flag (optional). XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"what do you want me to do about it, make a peace treaty, have it expire today, and start the war now" - @Thelegendary_ROOK

"I love how you can get in Author's notes for the most random things. Wouldn't be surprised if this made it lol." - @Caleb341

"20 k is viewless for sure" - @RylanGordon1

"OH WAIT THE SNOW WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE LOGO?????????? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS TURNED THE CVC LOGO INTO A LOTTERY TICKET WHERE YOU SCRATCH THE NUMBERS WITH A COIN OR SOMETHING LOOOOL. (Im so dumb 😭)" - @Chessian-Ian

"@theauthorofchickens is the only woman here that literally acts like a man more than some people here that are men. It's terrifying. I bet she also knows that herself" - @Chessian-Ian

"me tryharding to get more quotes into quote woman's bio" - @Chessian-Ian

"GIVE ME FRIENDSHIP OR I KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (takes out kindness missle)" - @Sans1600

"KOB, did you say all of that in hopes you'd get into my bio? // Guys help-" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"2,369 Oreo McFlurries please! 😁" - @Caleb341

"i ate food when i was 13 jkjk don't quote me" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"Funnily enough I drank Tide when I was 5 and thought it was like blueberry juice. I drank barely any (like 5ml) and backed away quickly. Drank like about a liter of water that day" - @Chessian-Ian

"#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre-TheKingOfEngland?!" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"TAOC secretly lives in NORAD" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

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