King_Elgore

10 thing know about you.

☆ 1.You're reading this

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too. "

               I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" Philippians 4:13

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

              99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile

               Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

               Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

               "Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why they call it the present."-(Oogway)

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -(Walt Disney)

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." -(Aristotle)

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." -(Oscar Wilde)

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -(Albert Einstein)

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." -(Theodore Roosevelt)

"Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired". -(Sandra Bullock)

"Keep calm and carry a lone sharp pointy stick." -(It's a mash of lots of people)

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last." -(Willy Wonka)

"Don’t be so humble, you are not that great." -(Golda Meir)

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -(Oscar Wilde)

"Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer." -(Ellen DeGeneres)

"Instant gratification takes too long." -(Carrie Fisher)

"I’d love to stand here and talk with you...but I’m not going to." -(Phil Connors,)

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." -(Fran Lebowitz"