Hi I am a toilet. Actually I'm a transtoilet. I used to be a... something else, but I got the surgery so now I'm a toilet like I always wanted to be!
My pronouns are poo/poop/poopy/poopself. As for my gender, well I'll get back to you on that, I'm still trying to figure that mess out.
I'm an avant garde artist, a post-post modern Neo-Dadaist or something like that. I write a new manifesto about it every day on a roll of toilet paper. That's where I spend most of my time is in the bathroom, hogging it for pretentious art reasons when I'm needed for throne duty.
MARCEL DUCHAMP IS A GOD
And so is M. R. Mutt, the porcelain god who modeled Fountain which is like David by Michelangelo to us toilets!
Klublar
