noobery_master

Like it or not, I know a lot about you.

1. You're reading this.

2. You are alive.

3. You are human.

5. You didn't notice I skipped number 4.

7. You just went back to check.

9. Your name starts with a letter of the alphabet.

10. You didn't notice I skipped number 6 and 8.

11. You went back to check.

12. You are above 0.01 seconds old.

13. You have a device.

14. You are on chess.com.

15. You know that I am not really 2700 rated.

16. You are either Magnus Carlsen or worse.

18. You are on a browser.

19. You know at least 0 languages.

20. You didn't realize I skipped number 17

21. You are below 200 years old.

22. You live in the Milky Way galaxy.

23. You live in the Solar System.

24. You live on Earth.

25. You are worse than Stockfish at chess.

26. You live in your house.

27. You have a brain.

28. You have at least negative infinity brain cells.

29. You are living after 2023.

30. You are either logged out or logged in to chess.com.

31. You live in a country.

32. You have a gender.

33. You are on my profile.

34. You fell for this haha lol

About me:

1. i have skibidi rizz

2. i am skibidi sigma

jk lol